// THE STORY
From wagie to Arcanist
Wojak started like the rest of us, a poor wagie grinding through the 9-to-5, dreaming of making it. He aped into every chain that promised him the future, and every one of them used him as exit liquidity.
Along the way he became one of the most popular memes of all time, the face of every trader's pump, dump, and 3am stare at the chart. The whole world feels what Wojak feels.
Then, this week, Arc went live. Sub-second finality, USDC for gas, and rails built for real economic activity. Abandoned by every other chain, but this time it's different. This time Wojak isn't the exit liquidity. He's early. The feels guy finally has a home. WAGMI.
// TOKENOMICS
No funny business
Launched fair on Argus, the native launchpad on Arc. No presale, no insider bags. Wojak holds with you, not against you.
// HOW TO BUY
Pick your poison
One tap with Apple Pay, or the classic swap. Either way, the feels are the same.
GMGN / Argus
- 1Add the Arc network to your EVM wallet
- 2Get USDC on Arc for gas
- 3Paste the CA and swap
You, after one-tapping Apple Pay.
// COMMUNITY
The feels are better together
No promises, no roadmap sermons. Just the most battle-tested meme on the internet, finally on a chain that works. Come hang.